Review: Near Dark

Near Dark is a movie that I have known about ever since I was a kid.  I would always see the VHS cover and was always interested in actually seeing the movie but for whatever reason I just never actually watched it.  I am glad now that I did not.  Near Dark can best be described as a Vampire Western.  I cannot remember ever coming across a movie that could best be classified as a Vampire Western.  Oh by the way this movie has a little actor in it by the name of Bill Paxton maybe you have heard of him.

Yes, THE Bill Paxton.  Over many years I have grown to have a fondness for Bill Paxton and his roles.  I cannot think of a single Bill Paxton movie I did not enjoy.  He has such a Paxtonian way about him that really cannot be described with any other word except for Paxtonian.  I do not want to call him an over actor or imply that he is not good at what he does.  But the man just has a way with delivering lines.  From Aliens, Predator 2, and Weird Science the uniqueness that is Bill Paxton can be down right entertaining.  However,  his role as Severen in Near Dark blows them all away.  Bill Paxton pulls off crazy so well as this a little too enthusiastic vampire that it goes beyond creepy and almost reaches scary.  He is reigned in only by the perfectly cast Jesse, played by another all time great Lance Henriksen.

As the leader of the traveling group of Vampires Lance Henriksen's Jesse Hooker conveys a sense quiet dominance that leaves you wondering if anything would actually surprise this guy anymore.  The other vampires fear/respect him and it is conveyed rather convincingly.

The movie does have a romance element that fits along nicely with the tension and the intrigue.  And is what sets the movie on its course.  Caleb, played by Adrian Pasdar and Mae, played by Jenny Wright are at the center of the movie as the main characters.  Caleb being a human gets wrapped up in the deadly web of vampires after offering to give Mae a night to remember.  Something he ends up getting in return. 

He is eventually turned in a vampire by Mae and is rescued by her so that he may learn the ways of being a Vampire so that he will be able to survive.  I really enjoyed the way Caleb despite being a Vampire never loses his innocence and stays true to his morals despite the need to eat.  At the same time I enjoyed Mae's deep affection for Caleb that enabled this behavior which is of course looked down upon by the elder vampires who threaten Caleb's life he is not able to support himself.  

The movie has many high tension scenes that involve a lot of violence.  But it is a movie about Vampires.  And Vampires need to eat and while I do not know for certain I am pretty sure that feeding off of a human's blood is not exactly a clean dining experience.  

The setting, the characters, the acting, the direction.  Pretty much everything works about this movie.  It all fits together very nicely.  There is violence but I would not consider it over the top.  I really enjoyed that these vampires are never actually shown to have fangs or glowing eyes or are afraid of garlic or any of the old vampire tell tales.  The do not even refer to themselves as vampires.  The only thing that really lets you know that they are vampires is their need to feed on blood, the fact that they burn in the sun, and the lengths they all seem to possess.  Which really made this movie seem what I imagine realistic vampires to be like.

The only minor complaints I have with this movie that keep it from being a 10 on IMDB or 5 on this blog is I really did not care for the ending and the explanation of the "Happy Ending".  That and I do not think the actor portraying the ancient vampire did a great job.  The way I took it was the character was supposed to be the oldest of all the vampires, but I do not think it was carried out very well.

This is probably a hidden gem to the general audience and more likely a favorite among those who are into horror movies.  I would recommend this movie to anyone.  Like I said only two very small complaints keep this movie from getting a perfect score.  If it were possible I would have enjoyed to see a sequel or even prequel to this movie but too much time as passed and the actors have all aged too much.  I did read that there were plans for Near Dark to be remade but they were cancelled after the success of Twilight out of fear that the romance angle was too similar.  I would of course be interested in seeing a remake.  But I do not see how it is even possible to be better.

Rating:  4¾ Stars

IMDB:  9

Horror Movie Month II (though really it is probably more the fifth)

So it is October again.  And for my girlfriend and I that means it is time for scary movies.  Our tradition is that we try to watch at least one scary movie or television show in the month of October. We really try to do a movie but sometimes we are just busy or tired and so we at least try to do an episode of a television show (i.e. Supernatural, Night Gallery).  It is always fun and when we find a scary movie that we really are looking forward to we go all out and get candy and popcorn. This year has been pretty decent.  We have seen some very scary movies, some movies with decent scares with a good twist or two.   And a few "scary movies" that provided more laughs and as usual a few movies that were so bad they were not even laughable as much as they were insulting.

We have found that it is kind of rare to find a genuine scary movie anymore.  And it is all about taste and what scares you that makes a movie scary or not.  Some people are scared of monsters, slashers, or gory movies. For others it is Vampires or witches.  For us it is ghost story/ haunted house movies that we find the most scary.  We have found a few this time around but we really watched a high number of ghost movies back in May after we saw Cabin In The Woods.  But since then we have found more we either skipped over or just now discovered.

This year we are rating the movies we watch on IMDB so we can get suggestions as well as keep up with the films we liked and the ones we did not.  Plus I think it will be interesting to see how many we actually do watch and then see which ones were the best.  I am trying to plan it out so we have a few good ones mixed in with the the ones whose ratings are not so high.  For the most part it has been ghost/haunted movies.  But Vampires, Slashers, Monsters and even a Vincent Price night are all things we want to see.  We even had a couple of lighter nights where we watched the two Scooby Doo movies followed by the original Scooby Doo cartoons.  After those we watched The Dog Who Saved Halloween and the complete Halloweentown series.  It does not have to be scary to be fun. 

So Happy Halloween and Spooky times to all.

Review: Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

For those of you have not heard or played The Uncharted series you are truly missing out on one of the most beautiful gaming experinces there is.  When I got my Playstation 3 for Christmas 2008, one of the first games I was told to get was Uncharted.  Well at the time I already had my mind set on some other games that I was more interested in.  As luck would have it, in April 2009 my local Blockbuster was having one of the best sales, I would even say the best sale I have seen for video games.  I was able to pick up a brand new copy of Uncharted and Bioshock for a combined price of $35.  And considering those are probably the two of the top five games I have played in recent memory I consider it a great deal.  The Uncharted series tales the story of fortune hunter Nathan Drake as he travels to exoctic and dangerous locations searching for lost artifacts and trying to unravel the past of one of his ancestors. 
In Uncharted 3 the gameplay is pretty much more of the same that the first two were which is not a bad thing at all.  A cast of familiar characters joins Drake in his adventures, as well as a new friend and of course a group of new villains.  The game is full of gorgeous scenery that is straight out of a movie as well as ridiculous action scenes that could never happen also straight out of the movies.  The game does a good job of pacing and mixing action with story.  It blends the romance aspect of the game in and out of the death defying moments such as jumping from bridges that are falling apart underneath your feet.  So the gameplay and the story of the game are both excellent, so what is not to love?

Maybe this is just me because I played this game while battling a pretty nasty cold.  So I set the dificulty to very easy because I was mostly just interested in the story.  In the first Uncharted game I played on the default Novice which is a bit challenging.  And for the second game I played on the hardest possible start level.  Which now after playing Uncharted 3 on the easiest made the first two more rewarding experiences.  So I really cannot blame the game for what is most likely my fault.  Also new for me was soemthing I enjoyed that came out of nowhere.  My girlfriend, Lisa actually wanted to play some of the game herself so she did some of the level traversing and puzzles and tiny bit of the combat.  Lisa plays games but usually shys away from the more actiony modern violent games.  Except for Saints Row which is bascially a less mature but to be honest more fun version of the violent Grand Theft Auto series.  So I hope this continues with future games in this category.  However I did not like the absurd increase in Drake's leaping ability.  In the other games there have always been moments that seemed to defy reality and the odds, but nothing as shockingly noticeable as some of the jumps Drake pulls off.  Some of the seemed as if he were jumping twelve feet in the air flat footed.  And there were enough of these moments that it was memorable for me.  That really is my only gameplay complaint aside from the fact that the last encounter of the game which is typically the most challenging and rewarding that envolves some kind of strategy was basically just an upgraded fight sequence that you had to do the whole game on lesser characters.  The first two games end sequences were much more in depth. 

The only complaint in the story department so far (I say so far because of hopes they tie up some of the loose ends in the sequel, if not then that will be a huge complaint when I think back to this game) is something my girlfriend actually likes.  In the past two games you spend three fourths of the game following the story and getting to know what has happend in the location you are in and near the end of the game you meet enemys who seem to have taken a slight supernatural turn in their evolution.  Uncharted 3 leads you to think it follows a similar pattern and Drake will have to fight a new type of creature, only to have that flipped upside down and the few "battles" with the creatures turns out to be a hallucination and the revelation as to if the creatures even existed behind a "door" is lost in the sand.  In the first Uncharted game when the "creatures" showed up I was a little pissed.  I thought they threw an unneccesary wrench into an otherwise great story.  And in the second game I thought "well they did it in the first one so I guess it is okay if these guys exist here".  But in the third one you would think this twist would be a "oh they got me" moment but it kind of feels like the developers ran out of time and cut %5 of the game off the finished product.  My girlfriend likes that this game did not feature any of these creatures as she was even more upset about the turn of events in the first game then I was. 

The only aspect of the game that I did not really get to participate in was the multiplayer.  I am usually not a fan of multiplayer as I am not that great at the team aspects becuase I play so rarely that I do not think it is worth it to buy a headset to communicate.  And now of days unless you buy the game brand new you have to actually purchase an online pass, which I was not going to do because I did not play multiplayer when it was free for me.  However, Lisa and I were able to play the co-operative split screen mode together and we were taking on computer opponents in multiplayer style games and that was quite fun.  I do not have any friends that play games online and as many people have told me and I have come to realize unless you have actual friends you know or atleast people you have played with before playing with random people is just not that fun.  But playing the mode with Lisa was fun and I would have liked to spend more time playing that mode with her.

All in all this game is great, arguably flawless depending on your perspective.  It does what it sets out to do.  However I do have personal complaints so that impacts my score.

Rating:  4½

Review: The Smurfs

So when I first heard about the making of this movie years ago I was very excited.  I remember seeing the rumored cast list which featured Quentin Tarantino as the voice of Brainy Smurf and John Lithgow as the voice of Gargamel.  I figured the whole thing would be CGI.  Well a few years later and the previews came out and it was a mix of CGI smurfs with live action actors.  And Gargamel was not being played by John Lithgow.  And to make things worse The Smurfs were in New York with Neil Patrick Harris.  Nothing against New York or Neil Patrick Harris but neither of these are reflected in my memories of The Smurfs growing up.  I did want to see the movie eventually but I was not in a rush.  Well I was very pleasantly surprised.

As a child I remember having countless plastic Smurf toys and stuffed animals  that I would take to school with me and play in the sand with.  As well as fond memories of watching the cartoon and learning whatever lesson was unknowingly being taught to me.  Fortunately for me as a kid I was able to go to an in state amusement park, Carowinds, that featured its very own Smurf village complete with life sized Smurf mascots.  We are talking about the late 80's and very early 90's here.  So it was very sad as a I remember a visit to Carowinds in the summer of 1994 where walking along the familiar path led to a very destitute Smurf village absent of the Smurf mascots I remembered so fondly.  The new children were asking stupid questions like "who are the Smurf's" and "why do they live in mushroom houses?".  Idiots.  And then there was a the even sadder memory of going to Carowinds in the summer of 1997 and finding Smurf island completely removed the park.  I think if i remember correctly my thoughts were along the lines of "Fuck This Shit".  Now I understand that each generation has their childhood things that make memories fun.  Now I understand why my brother was never excited as I was when they made a live action Teenage Mutant Turtles movie.  So seeing the Smurfs in New York in the preview made me think that it would just be another crappy attempt at ruining things I love from my childhood.

I like how the movie starts off and takes you into Smurf village and you get quick little cameos of different Smurfs many I remembered and would instantly point out silently.

Even the inclusion of at least three new Smurfs (Gutsy Smurf, Narrator Smurf, Crazy Smurf) did not bother me.  However I do think Gutsy would have been more believable as a real Smurf from my childhood without his chops.

So far so good I smiled a lot during the open intro.  Then we get our first shots of Gargamel and Azrael up to their usual shenanigans and plotting which as usual end in a humorous fashion.  I loved the way Gargamels house looked and all his lab equipment and even his costume and make up were very well done.  And even though John Lithgow was not in the movie I think Hank Azaria did a very nice job.  I laughed quite a lot at his performance.

At this point of the movie they get on with the plot as Gargamel stumbles upon Smurf village which leads to an encounter where the Smurfs are sent threw a portal to New York City with Gargamel and Azrael following.  Here it gets pretty predictable.  Smufs find humans, Humans freak out, Gargamel plots to find Smurfs, Smurfs get into trouble, bonding with Humans and Smurfs, one last master plan carried out unsuccessfully followed by a heartwarming farewell where lessons are learned by all.  

The movie is way better then I thought it would be and my complaints are really not the bad, aside from the whole being in New York thing.  But they pulled it off nicely.  The peformances were all well acted and pulled off nicely.  The special effects were very believable as well, except for a few scenes where the Smurfs were either being held or hugged, some of those seemed a bit flimsy.  It has its eye rolling moments where Smufette voiced by Katy Perry speaks lines such as "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it".  Yes I know its a supposed to be fun and corny and all about pop culture but I don't know that was the only big "roll your eye moment" of the film in my opinion.  Then you have borderline moments that appeal to older members of the audience such as when Smurfette gets a new dress and stand on a air vent.  This moment is corny but fun and has a funny twist at the end. 

All in all it was a good movie that I wish I had seen in the theatre in 3-D.  There were a few action scenes that I feel would have made great use of the 3-D technology.  I would totally re watch this again someday.  

Pros:  Good job the cast, Good job the the special effects people, Better then expected.  The inclusion of a possible future cameo from the newly added Passive Agressive Smurf.  And the running joke of having Gargamel backtrack and walk through the steam from the sewers as if it were mysterious mist.

Cons:  I still think they could have made a movie that solely featured the Smurf world and landscape of the cartoon.  A few bad special effect moments but not enough to take away from the overall feel of the movie.  A few corny lines.  The fact that more of the popular Smurfs from the cartoon were not given somewhat larger roles.

Rating:  3½ Stars

New Year

So it is a new year.  And like all "New Year's" people have their resolutions.  I have never really partook in such resolutions but this year I have a goal of changing some bad habits (i.e. nail biting, soda intake, procrastination) as well as setting weekly and monthly goals for myself in various areas of my life.  For example Lisa and I are switching rooms.  We have set our goal to be in the new room by January 9th.  We currently use the extra room for extra storage and boxes and boxes of stuff we do not really need.  So I am looking forward to switching rooms.

Even though nobody reads this I still am going to try and update it more.  I want to at least have some kind of review once a week or at the absolute laziest twice a month.  So we will see how it goes.

So Happy New Year.

Review: The Funhouse

So this is my first review.  I am going into this knowing I am probably not going to be as detailed as Roger Ebert or Leonard Maltin.  I just plan on writing these in free flow form and speak as if I am speaking to a friend or telling someone about it.

There are movies that I have wanted to see for years.  Some I have resisted the urge for whatever reason.  The Funhouse is one of these movies.  I do not know why I never made the leap to actually watch it.  I never owned it.  But I remember going to our local Media Play nine or ten years ago and always checking out the dvd's.  The Funhouse was always in the horror section and it was always under $10.  It had a cool cover.  The back of the box made it sound interesting.  And it was directed by Tobe Hooper, the same guy who directed Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  But I never got it.  There was always something I wanted a little more.  And I never recall any of my local blockbusters ever having the movie in stock, then again I do not recall ever looking for it either.

Let's start with what first attracted me to this movie.  The dvd coverart.

Creepy looking I think.  Just the evil little clown alone is creepy.  And one could think looking at it that it is a movie about a killer clown in a carnival type setting.  Well you would be wrong and here is why.

The movie starts out with a creepy scenairo of looking at the world through a would be killer/stalker's eyes.  He is in a room going through things and touching them with his black glove.  A quick shadow appears over the frame and you realize the killer has just put on a mask.  He moves slowly.  Then it cuts to a teenage girl named Amy in a robe seemingly about to take a shower.  Back to the killer now in someone else's room.  Back to the girl.  Off goes the robe.  Becoming one of the memorable gratuitous tit shots the horror movies are famous for (This gives me an idea for a future blog, be on the look out).

  Thank you Oscar the censor cat.  I tried to explain to my girlfriend exactly why we the audience needed to see this disrobing but she wasn't buying it.  Whatever.  Some say gratuitious, I say completely plot essential.  Well anyway, the frame goes back the killer's point of view and you see them getting closer to the shower.  Then you see the girl soaping up her body and a dark shadow emerging over her shoulder getting closer.  Then of course the shower curtain pulls open and the killer is really short and wearing a clown mask and it looks nothing at all like the clown on the cover.  The girl is screaming and trying to push the killer away, he moves the knife slowly down her body close to her stomach going even lower while the knife begins to bend revealing a not so well thought out prank.  The killer's mask is removed and you realize this is the girls pervy little brother Joey, who just got more then a peek at his sisters boobs.  Of course she chases him and is led to another prank infested room where she attacks him under his sheets only to reveal it is a dummy.  And she finally finds him the closet, and right away tells him she is not taking him to the carnival that she has promised to take him too.  And then threatens to get even with him and that he will not know when or where but she will scare him so bad that he will never forget it.  Then he runs away realizing she means business.  Then we there is the usual girl going out and the parents warning her not do something, and her promising not to scene.  Well her boyfriend arrives (he honks his horn of all things, what a douche) and she leaves.  Well as Amy and her boyfriend Buzz (awesome) drive away we get a long sinister shot of Joey that you cannot tell if he wants to hurt his sister or is terrified of her threats.  

You would think judging by the length of my first paragraph and trying to detail the important parts of the opening scens that Joey would feature heavily in this movie and especially the feeling you get seeing the attention they put on Joey is this shot.  But no.  Joey is has very little screen time the rest of the movie.  The movie then picks up with Buzz and Amy in the car with their couple friends Richie and Liz.  They spend the next half hour walking around the carnival and going on the rides.  We get to see them waiting in line.  Enjoying the rides.  Eating.  You know stuff that is very plot heavy.  At one point they go to a ghoulish magician who while drinking from a flask asks for volunteers and you think that maybe this is the point where it gets creepy.  Yes he stabs a member of the audience who came up to help the trick, but it was his daughter and he did not really stab her, it was all an act.  Why this scene is important to the plot I don't know.  Well then we get a few quick scenes of Joey sneaking out and and making his way to the carnival and finally arriving at the carnival.  Then the gang of teens finds there way into the the freak animals booth which includes a cow missing his upper lip and a two headed cow.  I am pretty sure the cow missing his upper lip was real though it could have been faked.  But the two headed cow looks like it is a special effect.  The guys of course think it is awesome and the girls are freaked out.  They then find themselves in a tent that has a crazy looking alien baby in a tube and that of course freaks the girls out and the guys are having their fun with it.  This is where the plot continuation starts.  Slowly.  

So now that you think something is actually about to happen it slows down.  And this is where it gets very weird.  There is a burlesque tent in the carvinal.  In all my years of carnivaling I have never seen a tent that said "Girls, Girls, Girls" on it.  And I learned to read rather quickly.  So of course the guys try to find away into the tent so they could see the girls girls girls.  So they cut a whole and it just some girls dancing around with the tassels on their boobs.  You can take a break on this one Censor Oscar.

Now if that was not weird enough here is where the film catches up with Joey.  We see that Joey has found his sister and her friends and is watching them from afar.  Almost stalking them.  These shots of him continue every few minutes until the teens go into The Funhouse ride and do not come back out.  Well this is where the teens get the brilliant idea of spending the night in the funhouse.  Obviously these are brilliant kids.  So they go to the funhouse ride and sneak off and wait for the carnival to close.  The make their way to some kind of landing and make out and getting all touchy feely with each other.  Then they are disturbed by the sound of movement and voices as two people enter beneath them.  A woman and what we presume to be a guy.  the woman is the fortune teller who is whoring herself out to a masked worker we have seen previously in the movie working some of the rides.  Well he obviously wants to get some and the fortune teller keeps raising her price.  He only talks in grunts and she talks to him as if he is challenged so she is obviously of high character.  Well they start their business and he finishes rather quickly.  So quick that he is upset that it is over practically before it began and all she can say is something along the lines of "No Refunds".  He freaks out and strangles her to death and leaves the room.  The teens having just witnessed a murder know they need to get out of here and quickly.  

So what is Joey up to you ask?

Waiting of course, it is all he basically does in this movie after being a creepy perv to his sister at the beginning.

Well while talking about what they need to do the masked man comes back with another guy who is bossing him around and it turns out it is his father.  He is pissed that he killed the fortune teller and not a local.  Because killing a local would have made it A-OK.  The dad finds out that the son was going to pay $100 to bang the whore fortune teller and flips out telling his son that he could have gotten him two of the dancing girls for $15.  This is the time he picks to give his son the value of a dollar speech.  Well he berades and hits his kid and rips his mask off revealing a kind of grotesque monstrosity of a human.  It looks almost like an alien and then you realize it looks like a grown up alien of the baby alien in the jar.  This is the point where the teens make a noise.  Good job.  Now the dad is on to you.  The dad and son leave trying to figure out how to get to whoever made the noise. 

What is Joey up too?

Well it looks like Joey was found by "The Monster".  But it's okay he gets away and finds the carnival management.  And they proceed to call his parents and a few scenes later they appear and take Joey home.  And that is the last we see of Joey.  Why make such a big deal.  You would think because the movie keeps shifting back to him that he would play a bigger part in the end but no.  That is it.  I do not know if some footage got cut  but yeah,  big case of what was all that about.

Finally after a good hour into the movie it starts to get interesting and then out of nowhere the first victim is taken as Richie is caught in a noose by his throat and is pulled up out of nowhere.  Minutes later Liz falls through a trap door.  Eventually they are in a tunnel of love type of ride a see a cart coming near them and of course Buzz swings his ax without looking and boom hits a dead Rick right in the head.  

Liz is finally killed once "The Monster" follows her into a shaft and decides he wants to see if her head will stop a rapidly moving fan blade.  It didn't.  "The Monster's" dad shows up with a gun and gets in a fight with  Buzz and after a little struggle Buzz is able to push him back onto a perfectly placed blade being held by a shiny knight statue.  What are the odds?  "The Monster" shows up and is rightfully upset and chases Buzz into a ride and after a few seconds of silence the ride starts up and here comes Buzz's corpse being held by a clown as part of the ride.  So that only leaves Amy and "The Monster".  This might be the creepiest part of the movie as she runs and hides and he follows and she loses him and of course as a horror movie watcher you know he is going to pop up any second and get her.  Well he does just that and of course she kills him by electrocuting him and sticking his body on a conveyor belt hook as he is caught between two huge gears and finally dies.

Amy lives!  You knew it was going to be her so no surprises there.  And as she leaves it is now morning and we see one last creepy shot of the funhouse.  

And so ends a movie I waited at least 9 years to see.  In the end I was disappointed.  But would I watch it again?  Absolutely.  I would only recommend it to those who like cheesy horror movies from the 70's and 80's.  But it was enjoyable despite all of its flaws.  

I am thinking I am going to do my reviews based on 5 stars including half's.  So I think this movie deserve 2 ½ stars.  With the extra  ½ coming in because like I said I see myself watching this one again.  I know your not supposed to tell everything that happens in a review so I will try do do better with that next time.  But I got carried away.  

Pros:  Creepy premise, Decent acting for 70's/80's Horror, Great tit shot, Good feeling of nostalgia of how even the bad horror movies of the past are better then the crap they make today.

Cons:  Bad special effect, Seemingly cut off story lines, Horribly paced, and the fact the creepy clown on the dvd box was nowhere in the movie.

Rating:  2½ Stars

 

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

     Every year since I was a child whenever Halloween rolls around I always think of the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books written by Allen Scwartz.  They are short stories that are sometimes humorous, scary, ironic and sometimes just flat out silly.  I have the collection of all three books in one volume and a few Halloweens ago Lisa and I took turns reading each other different ones before going to bed.  Well to my surprise this year we found and audio book form of these books.  So we got them for cheap and decided to give them a listen. One of the ones we listened  to was very first one of these stories I ever heard.  When I was a kid our teachers sometimes would take us to the school library for story time.  Our library had a big multi stepped circle that had three or four steps and all the kids would gather around and the teacher would be in the center and read from books.  Well during October one year our teacher read a few short stories from one of the books.  But the very first one was called The Bride.

     The Bride is a story about a bride (obviously) on her wedding day (again, obviously) who during a game of hide in go seek hides in a trunk in the attic and is accidentally locked in.  Well the idea of this terrified the crap out of me.  Just the mental image of that gave me shivers.  Well after the teacher was finished the story she said there was a drawing.  There was a drawing with all the stories.  So she passed around the book and we all looked at the picture.  I was instantly scared.  This image just left me speechless which was something hard to do to me back then.  The image still is burnt in my head.  And still gives me the creeps to this day.  And here I am uploading it to my blog.

     Would that not scary you as a child?  Give you nightmares?  No?  Well what about if after hearing that story and viewing that picture you were spooked by a kid who was hiding in the closet waiting for someone to open the closet door so they could jump out for a quick scare.  Needless to say it made a lasting impression on me.  So much so that it still can scare me to this day.  As mentioned in on of my previous posts, This one here to be exact., the effect of this story and the incident with the closet still had an effect on me in 2003 when I saw The Ring for the first time and they got to the point in the film where they were discussing finding the body of a girl who was only in the first ten-fifiteen mintues of the movie and while describing how the body was found this quick image bursts on the screen.

     See the resemblance?  So did I.  I instantly stopped the movie for a minute just because it was so shocking to me how it matched my memory of the drawing from the story almost exactly.  Yeah some of the smaller details changed but basics of it all is still there.  Over the years I have read many different versions of The Bride and always compared them with the original one I heard as a kid.  It still creeps me out and I can still remember the feelings I had as a kid when first hearing it and this will be the version that I will tell to my kids in Halloweens of the future.  I think I will leave out the part that daddy was a big chicken when it came to opening closets for many years.